1. Select styles are suprisingly kinda cute now.
2. They are INSANELY comfortable.
3. They last a lifetime.
My grandma has been a faithful customer of Birkenstocks for 40 years. Overhearing gossip that my sister and I are interested in a pair, she wanted to take us shoe shopping at the Birkenstock store. ( She loves to spoil us silly). So today my mother,crunchy sister and I took her. (For those who are unfamiliar with the term 'crunchy', it is a lifestyle/ personality type of a yoga California living individual who takes pleasure in eating organic foods and traveling. AKA my sister, given that she has always loved Birkenstocks even when I teased her about how haneous they were years ago.) I had in mind a specific style, the Madrid style. Rather than multiple straps around your foot weaving in and out of your toes, it consists of a single simple strap. So I thought, "alright self, these Birkies are not too bad. They're more like a sandal, so it's acceptable." But to my dismay, THEY DID NOT HAVE THE MADRID STYLE... pretty distressing I know. I actually considered not getting any, and resorting to ordering the Madrid online. But ya know, I tried on a black patent leather two strap Birky, and suprisingly liked it. Liked it a lot. So much, that I got them. Again I thought to myself, "you know what self, you like these nerdy cute little Birkies. Embrace the nerdiness." And I DID! They are so comfortable, so accidentally stylish, and so multifunctional. My grandma, my sister, and mom, all came out wearing a pair. My two cents, buy some Birkies. You'll be hooked.